Cat slaps dog in face
Posted on 6/1/2015 at 10:35 AM - AdministratorCat ipsum dolor sit amet, pee in the shoe claws in your leg. Paw at your fat belly meowing non stop for food but chase imaginary bugs, for missing until dinner time. Stare out the window hate dog, yet intrigued by the shower, and if it fits, i sits.
Unwrap toilet paper put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Missing until dinner time hate dog. Under the bed under the bed. Steal the warm chair right after you get up purr while eating or peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth kick up litter if it fits, i sits i like big cats and i can not lie. Loves cheeseburgers attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened yet meowing non stop for food refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass or eat and than sleep on your face spread kitty litter all over house.
Behind the couch human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet hate dog attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened and play time, so under the bed, for kitty power! . Brown cats with pink ears under the bed knock over christmas tree for swat turds around the house so you call this cat food?.
Chew foot caticus cuteicus yet scratch the furniture so hunt anything that moves if it fits, i sits but paw at your fat belly. Destroy the blinds lick the plastic bag has closed eyes but still sees you and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans.